Write More Badly: 7 Foolproof Tips for Writing Terrible Fiction

Write More Badly Foolproof Tips for Writing Terrible Fiction The first ebook to ever sell out is finally back in stock So you ve finally finished that novel You edited it using the spell checker in Microsoft Word and you paid your six year old niece five dolla

  • Title: Write More Badly: 7 Foolproof Tips for Writing Terrible Fiction
  • Author: Elmore Rounbottom
  • ISBN: -
  • Page: 498
  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • The first ebook to ever sell out is finally back in stock So you ve finally finished that novel You edited it using the spell checker in Microsoft Word, and you paid your six year old niece five dollars to design a cover in Paint Congratulations Now you re ready to publish it to the Kindle Store and begin raking in those scathing reviews Or are you Chances are that dThe first ebook to ever sell out is finally back in stock So you ve finally finished that novel You edited it using the spell checker in Microsoft Word, and you paid your six year old niece five dollars to design a cover in Paint Congratulations Now you re ready to publish it to the Kindle Store and begin raking in those scathing reviews Or are you Chances are that despite your best efforts, that book in your hands is still only mediocre How are you expected to compete with the thousands of inexpertly written books published ahead of your own Sure, mediocre is good, but terrible would be better.I m Dr El Rounbottom With the rising popularity of ebooks I have observed a growing number of authors looking to hastily publish the lowest quality fiction they are capable of And while there are many instructional guides on how to improve the quality of your writing, the singular Google search I performed couldn t find one book devoted to the intricate art of writing badly.So for the past hour and a half I ve devoted my powerful doctor brain to analyzing exactly what steps you can take to ensure your book is excruciating to read The tips in this book have been almost nearly scientifically proven to take your book from a barely passable piece of fiction to the worst bit of literature in the history of the English language Topics of discussion include What is a Plot and Why Don t I Need One Cutting Characters Out of CardboardJust How Excessively Should I Use Adverbs The Limitless Power of Exclamation Points And many .By following the simple steps outlined in this book you ll soon be crafting prose capable of gagging a Vogon Those one star reviews don t write themselves, you know.Please note There are actually 8 tips in this book, but since the cover was already done I couldn t change the title without paying my six year old niece another five dollars Praise for Write More Badly This is the best book I ve ever read Someone who s never read another book I was up all night reading this book An insomniac This book should be made into a movie A person with poor taste in movies This book is better than the Bible An atheist There was nothing in this book that I don t already know Someone who writes badly Even my family and friends gave my book a one star review Someone who actually applied the tips in this book.And be sure to download the audio version narrated by Mike Tyson

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  • This thing that is square and has words in it is interestingHitherto, I had always been frustrated by my inability to write completely meaningless and ungrammatical sentences that would no sooner form a narrative than press a Mack truck. But subsequent to reading !!! Dr. Ovateposterior's -- and by the way, here are some extraneous punctuation marks ;:? to make my review more boringly interminable and help you to lose any thread which there was though there wasn't -- work, I fined that I ken comp [...]


  • What a delightful book! Unlike those mainstream writing guides, this book showcases 8 tips to help a brave author to create the most dragging/boring/horrible book on this planet. Follow the instruction step by step, and you will become the most hateful author online and you will get tons of 1 star reviews.On the contrary, if you do everything on the opposite, you will improve your writing immensely. It all depends on how you use this guide.Another interesting feature is this list of 9 overused c [...]


  • Clever way to make pointThis was a clever and funny way to get the message to the reader (how to improve your writing). Much of it I think we've all heard before, but this helps drive the points home.


  • A witty tongue in cheek look at the eight writing mistakes found in writing. Worth reading for a quick laugh and to make sure you're not breaking these rules.


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